Thursday, November 20, 2014

Haunted Connections: A Collection of Ghost Stories

Ouija Board Playtime: It was Cassie’s 21st birthday and she had her friends over to celebrate her special day. Her friends had brought her a birthday cake, ice cream and lots of presents. They had been celebrating since the early evening. It was getting close to midnight now and Cassie and her friends were feeling a little buzzed from the wine coolers they had been drinking.

Daryl had bought Cassie an Ouija Board for her birthday. Cassie had always wanted one, but had never gotten around to buying one for herself. She was excited when she had opened her gift from Daryl and saw the big black letters across the box.

“Let’s play the Ouija Board!” Cassie said out loud excitedly to everyone. “I have never played it before, have any of you?”

“I have.” Sarah said.

“Great!” Cassie replied. “I’ll go get some candles to light.” She then got up and grabbed some candles from the kitchen and lit them all and placed them on the table.

Then Cassie, Sarah, Daryl, Nick, Rachel and Tom all sat around the table as Sarah set up the board. “Ok, now everyone take the tips of your fingers and place them on the Ouija marker.” Sarah instructed them. They all placed their fingertips on the Ouija marker.

“Ouija Board, Ouija Board, bring a spirit to us. Come to us spirit and communicate with us through the Ouija Board.” Sarah kept chanting over and over again.

Then the marker landed on a “H”. “Oh it’s working!” Cassie said under breath.

Then the marker landed on an “I”.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Candy the Fun Horse

1. Candy Wins The Race 2. Candy Meets Shimmer 3. Candy, Shimmer and the Big Race 4.Candy's New Job 5.Candy Becomes a Police Horse 6.Candy and Officer Ryan 7.Candy's Adventure 8.Candy the Curious Horse 9.The Story of Candy

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Calico Cat Behavior and Understanding Tips Book

Have fun learning about your Calico Cat with these fun to read tips!

1. The Characteristics of a Calico Cat 2. How to Potty Train your Cat 3. Items You Should Never Let your Cat Eat 4. How to Trim your Cats Nails Properly 5. Some Fun Ways to Entertain your Cat 6. How to Clean your Cats Ears Correctly 7. What You Should Know about Cat Teeth 8. How to Make Sure your Cat is eating a Healthy Amount of Food 9. The Different Kinds of Worms Cats can get 10. How to Deworm your Cat 11. What to Expect When your Cat is Pregnant 12. Tricks you Can Teach your Cat 13. Why Cats Like to Climb Up Stuff 14. How to Make Home-Made Cat Food 15. Homemade Cat Toys you Can Make Yourself 16. When Should You Spay or Neuter Your Cat? 17. What you should know about Fleas & Ticks 18. What the Benefits of Micro chipping Your Dog Are to You 19. How Invisible Fencing Typically Works to Train and Protect Your Cat 20. Why do Cats Love Catnip so Much? 21. The Cat Grass Story 22. What to Do About Cat Urine 23. The Difference between Cat Spraying and Urinating

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He Wants His Brother's Wife and He Will Kill Him for Her

“Didn't I tell you that these cars had to be finished and out of the shop by this morning?” screamed Dean. The entire shop cowered as he walked in and began screaming.

“What are you low lives doing around here? Oh, I bet I know, are you all gawking at my wife? Anybody want to take a try at getting her? She’s such a whore I bet you she’ll actually let you!!”

“I know why you’re all distracted, look at what you’re wearing today?” He grabbed Mary Jane by the arm, pulling her up out of her chair in the front of the office. Her face turned bright red.

“What, Dean? What did I do?”

“What did you do? What did you do? Didn't I tell you before that your shorts shall be no shorter than the top of your knees? If you bent over in these shorts, everyone in here is going to see the blood from your period, the reason why you couldn't give YOUR HUSBAND any sex last night. Go change, NOW!!” He screamed. Mary Jane, kept her head low, and went into the back of the office, to find another pair of pants.

Dean was in a nastier mood than usual this morning. This usually happened when he wanted some the night before and got turned down. Mary Jane tried to explain to him that it was that time of the month, and she just wasn't in the mood, but that didn't matter. He always forced her to dress and act conservative no matter where they were, or where they were going. Even in the bedroom, he never allowed any sexy nighties even.

He thought that if he allowed her to get them, she could sneak them out and wear them for someone else.

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For Cats Only: How to Train Your Human and More!

Hello my little kittens and those cats who have not yet mastered the art of training your human. I, Miss Kitty, will guide you through the world of humans and how to train them. You see, humans don’t come with manuals. However, they think they have cornered the market on manuals on how to raise and train us feline masterminds.

Correction. Cats can’t be trained. I repeat. Cats cannot and will not be trained. Humans seem to have this misconception that we cats are trainable. WRONG! We choose our humans and everyone knows that. Your human did not choose you! You chose them! Whether they knew it or not, we made the choice of going home with our humans.

For example; say you were at a pet store and you saw your human come inside the pet store. You think to yourself, ‘Well, he’s a little round around the waist, that means he eats good, which means he will feed me really good. I want to go home with him today.” Then, you meow and put on your best kitten face and play with a ball and act really cute. I know, it’s demeaning, but you’re a kitten, what do you know about anything?

You chose your human and made him realize that. Your human sees you and picks you up. You've already staked your claim on him and snuggle up to him and purr and look cute, which of course comes natural for us cats, looking cute and all. Your human takes you home and then the fun begins!

This is where you need to learn how to train your human so that you can live in peace and harmony by YOUR own rules. Trust me, it will happen. All you have to do is follow this guide and I will teach you everything you need to know! Just remember, never, NEVER let your human or humans if you decide to live with a pack of them, never let them see this book. If you do, I shall get out the big water bottle, and we all know that water bottles are evil and have no place in our homes and should be destroyed!

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A World Gone Normal: Bad Things Happen in Alleys

“Scream or yell and I kill you now.” The masked man said in a deep and gruff voice. I wasn't sure who it was, but I knew it was a male by his voice. He held a knife at my throat and was on top of me.

“You can make this easy or you can make this hard. That is up to you.” He undid my slacks that I was wearing and pulled them down around my ankles. He then grabbed my panties and ripped them off. I am sure he tossed them somewhere, he wasn't too worried about where they had landed.

I felt a surge of fear come over me when I realized what was happening and about to happen to me. I was going to be a rape victim! I didn't want to struggle for fear of him stabbing me with the knife he held, either by accident or on purpose. I couldn't scream for fear he might kill me. All I could do was hope that a passerby would see us, but I knew that wouldn't be possible. He had pulled me deep into the ally where it was dark.

I heard some trash cans rattling and I was hoping that maybe it was a homeless person looking for food and saw what was happening. But my hopes were dashed when I realized it was a couple of alley cats that began to fight with each other. The irony of it was that it was a male cat trying to have sex with a female cat and she was putting up a fight. Probably a better one than I was I bet.

Two potential rapes in one alley. How ironic is that? I found myself getting lost in my own thoughts when suddenly the man on top of me went limp. No, not his male part, I mean his whole body. Then someone rolled him off of me. It was too dark to make out who it was, but a street light lit up his face, it was Douglas!

The knife went flying to one side and Douglas and Mrs. James’ son were soon in a scuffle. I didn't know where my panties were, but I was able to pull up my pants. My purse was nowhere to be found, which had my cell phone in it.

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How to Raise & Take Care of your Arabian Horse

1. The Characteristics of Arabian Horse 2. How to Muck out a Horse Corral 3. How to Raise a Pony 4. How a Bit, Harness and Reins Work 5. How to Use a Hoof Pick 6. What Kind of Shelter does your Horse Need? 7. How to Use a Round Pen 8. The Best Ways to Keep Flies of your Horse 9. The Different Kinds of Horse Saddles 10. How a Cow Horse Performs 11. How Horseshoeing is Done 12. How to Enter your Horse in Shows and Rodeos 13. How to Saddle a Horse 14. Nice Safe Toys for Horses to Play With 15. How to Break and Train your Horse 16. How to Clean a Horse Stall 17. What to Do When your Horse is Going to Have a Baby 18. What to Do if Your Horse Breaks it's Leg 19. How to Trailer your Horse 20. How to Make Sure Your Horse Does Not Colic on You 21. What to Feed your Horse Buy eBook